reasontobelieve:

Kirsten: We didn’t really know how to raise Seth.
Seth: Yeah, so I raised myself, and in doing so I created the greatest super holiday known to mankind, drawing on the best that Christianity and Judaism have to offer.
Ryan: And you call it Chrismukkah?
Seth: Oh just hearing you say it makes me feel all festive. Allow me to elaborate. You see, my father here, a poor struggling Jew growing up in the Bronx, well Christmas, it meant Chinese food and a movie, and for my mom over here, WASPy McWASP, well, it meant a tree, it meant stockings, and all the trimmings. Isn’t that right?
Kirsten: I’m not a WASP.
Seth: Sure you’re not. Other highlights include eight days of presents followed by one day of many many presents. So, what do you think?
Ryan: It sounds great for you guys.
Sandy: For you too!
Seth: Hey, dip a toe in the Chrismukkah pool, there’s room for all of us.

Chrismukkuh Gifmukkah

(Source: josephinewitter)